Five WTF Stories

There is a site that I love to visit, and I can't share it because then you wouldn't read my blog. And, I would have to kill you. Will I get in trboule for saying that, like bomb?

Anyway, its been a crapy 24 hours so I figured I would start off with 5 WTF Stories for today. Enjoy.

Electrocution for Cute Children

Electro Smile is Guarenteed to Make Grumpy Kids Smile

Really, what parent wouldn't love one of these at some point in their childs life?

Insect Snack Packs
Giant Toaster Leafcutter Ants

High in protein, low in saturated fat. Easy on-the-go snack, that fits in a cup holder in your car. Don't ever say you are so hungry, you could eat anything.

DIY Surgery Kits
The Medline Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass Kit is Sold on Amazon

For only $260 you can by this instant weight loss kit. This DIY kit comes with three of each instruments, no instructions or anestethia. Have a party, kick back with some drinks and friends, and lose some weight.

Cat Cough Candies
These Bubble Gum Hairballs are Both Delicious and Gross

Want fresh breath like your favorite feline, then pop a Cat Cough Candy. Wait, is it candy or gum? I'm confused and grossed out.

Private Part Prisons
Chastity Belt for Men Offers a Broad Range of Crotch Cages

When I first saw this I thought they were actual prisons shaped like private parts. I've seen some interesting prison designs from other countries, so why not a penis. But, although it wouldnt get yard time and free cable, its not much different.